He met him eating mushrooms in the People’s Park

He said ‘What do you think about my manifesto?’

‘I like your manifesto, put it to the test-o.’

I met him too I saw him eat the manifesto and he said to me “the manifesto is good with manipesto” and then he laughed even though it wasn’t funny

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8 points

dancing in the disco bumper to bumper

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I can’t believe anyone gets this reference without searching for it

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Well I’ve lost my jumper multiple times

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My dad works at the coat factory and he said they’re working on a new coat that only takes 10 yards of linen!

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well, uh, I quess we need to make revision to marxism in order to update our coat-linen analogy

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