Me, a European: Ha! These American bozos are so dumb, good thing we’re not like that!

Me in 10 years when Adolphe du Mussoullaine is elected Supremaux Fureaux of Europe: Oh no!

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Thinking that Americans are uniquely stupid is itself a form of American exceptionalism.

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10 years more like 3 years haha

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Nancy Pelosi will be deported for Communism but all Hexbear users will fly under the radar since we are socdems

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yeah, that’s what Tucker said

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This doesn’t mean anything.

Like, I get that its horrifying to think about, but at the end of the day its just Trump doing the Trump thing. Jam a bunch of buzzwords together for applause.

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But I wanted to get sent to China for being a commie

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China is a non-immigration country. They are very clear about this. There is a green card program, but it is one of the hardest in the world to obtain. Basically you have to have a Ph.D. or a high-paying job that pays a ton of taxes into their system. There is no exception for refugees.

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There is no exception for refugees.

Leaning more towards the critical than the support on this one.

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You can also be naturalized as a former Chinese national, or as immediate family of a Chinese national. That is hard for most to pull off though.

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I know lots of people who have moved to China. Not saying they didn’t have to fight for the visa.

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When the Trump boats show up they’re gonna have to make some changes in order to avoid a humanitarian disaster. Also, I’m sure they’ll find me very charming.

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Would be hilarious if Trump deported Biden for being a communist. The words really mean nothing to them.

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AOC: But… I tried to change the system from the inside… I voted with the party…

Me, her cell mate: lol. lmao, even.

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She was doing what the unions asked her to do

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The ol’ I’ll know it when I see it, but it to them is

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Liberals will be like: “oh no please don’t deport me to Sweden!!!”

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Cuba gonna be #1 in podcasts real quick

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first as tragedy, then as farce. see you all in the camps.

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Least I’ll finally get to meet some like-minded people irl

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I’ll wave from my lamppost

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