There is a 100% chance he SA’d multiple women. Just like he learned from his scumbag dad.

You don’t actually have to get onboard with every lazy chapo bit.

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Nobody likes Hunter Biden. Not Liberals, not conservatives, not us. Nobody.

Just like with Trump it’s irony poisoning as a self defense mechanism because the reality of these idiots just being able to fail upwards is bleak as hell.

It’s a gag, no need to overthink it.

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the reality of these idiots just being able to fail upwards is bleak as hell

It’s a good thing though. I’d rather people like them be in charge of the empire than people like mearsheimer

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I thought very little about this, trust me lol

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There is a 100% chance he SA’d multiple women.

Are there any accusations of this? One of the weirder things about his saga is that many women he’s been involved with actually seem to like him, and we shouldn’t be tossing around serious accusations without any basis.

Obviously there are a million criticisms of his life from a leftist perspective. I think people find the “guy with substance abuse issues keeps fucking up” relatable, as many people know (or are) someone like that to varying degrees.

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I don’t think there are any SA allegations at all? I don’t really follow this kind of shit very closely, but searching through headlines and all I see is some mentions of maybe charging him with sex trafficking, but nothing ever came of that.

If jokes about Hunter Biden being cool because he’s such a fuck up are cringe, just randomly saying someone 100% for sure assaulted multiple women because of who his dad is? Definitely cringe.

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So the “cool” part of this is obviously deeply ironic, but I think the bit hinges entirely on the fact that Hunter is such an extreme fuckup to the point of caricature. While I genuinely don’t know anything about him other than what was said on Chapo, I do think it’s funny that the son of a sitting president once ascribed to Liberation Theology (which is good). Also, Don Jr. would absolutely shit his pants if he was in the same room as Hunter, which would be funny.

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I think you might have the wrong idea. It’s a bit because we don’t think Hunter Biden is cool

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IDK why these jokes are cool to make about Trump and not Hunter when Trump’s got way more blood on his hands.

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16 points

He’s electable if you vote for him.

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11 points

I know, but the bit still sucks.

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Actually the bit is very good. You’re just mad that he does drugs and has sex

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Beau Biden is my favorite Biden.

Because he’s dead.

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What about the other Biden, the one Biden endorsed

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he’s aight.

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