This image did not need to exist

47 points

Why is the tail lower than the butthole? If you can’t cover your butthole w a tail why even have one

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30 points

i think it’s buttplug-based… anatomic wonder!

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15 points

Ugh growing up before buttplug tails were a thing I was like “yesssss, yesssss” then I made my own, only to find out that it just goes straight down unless my ass is in the air

So I made my ass in the air more

But still, it took some engineering before I could put one in my butt that hung from above my butt

Now you can fuckin buy em on wish

We live in a society

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NEW TAGLINE

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Imagine the weird positioning you’d have to do with your tail and dick to poop on a modern sitting toilet.

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There would be a U slot to place your tail and you would have to lay back like a reclining chair.

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8 points

Use the tail as a slide.

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2 points

Butthole at the end of the tail. If snakes can do it why can’t we?

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18 points

Well looks like someone else discovered the reason for why humans no longer have tails

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29 points

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40 points

If humans had tails, would they have thick, soft fur, or weird pubelike hairs like rat tails?

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33 points

any hair you have on the base of your back and extrapolate from there

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22 points

oh so like full on fur carpet then

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21 points
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It’d be a meat noodle. If we maintained it it would be as a pentrentive tool. So it would be a girthy meat noodle.

I ment to type prehensile but you know what, I am leaving it.

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20 points

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13 points

rat tail it would be a rat tail

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Pubelike hairs, humans aren’t allowed to have nice things

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[CW: child nudity, also the tails look horrible] https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3263034 i went through the extreme displeasure of finding this article that has some images of humans with tails

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5 points

Probably something like our arms and legs

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Is that diagram AI generated? That’s not how the human tailbone works. That’s not how how tail bones in general work

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51 points

The position of the tail, and adding breasts and a round ass, makes me think it’s closer to just the artist’s barely disguised fetish

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15 points

It’s another image of a spine

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This is just how vagina bones work. Anime artists understand this.

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