112 points

used as a sacrificial unit

Bitch it’s called being in the ukranian army, this is what you wanted

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95 points
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“To the last man” means you’re all sacrificial. Shame nobody except communists were able to figure that out. Again.

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47 points

Everyone else doesn’t believe in material conditions. “To the last man” is inspiring when it doesn’t get translated to what happens on the ground.

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I remember a bunch of Iraq/Afghanistan war vets going out in the first couple of months, getting hit with airstrikes and artillery and then immediately noping out lmao

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105 points

Turns out war is a lot harder when you’re not just murdering women and children.

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104 points

Those articles they wrote about how they didn’t have access to airstrikes to “shape the battlefield”, being unable to just call in a medivac helicopter for every stubbed toe, being told to hold a trench to the death instead of going on special operations missions, and otherwise finding out that war is actually dangerous when your opponent can fight back were

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53 points

Every US army tough guy immediately turning around and fleeing the moment they find out there’s no cafeteria in the trenches and no children to murder

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17 points

Some “operator” right before being told to charge across a minefield and assault a prepared defensive position- “What do you mean I can’t UberEats some BurgerKing? War really is hell!”

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Apparently it’s a lot harder when your side isn’t the one with air, armor, and artillery superiority

Who knew

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110 points

Extremely critical support to Ukraine in its struggle against redditors.

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64 points

I’d rather a Westoid war criminal get fed into the meat grinder than some Ukrainian dude whose only failings were being born on the wrong side of the Deniper and not running fast enough from the “recruiters”.

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35 points

Westerners:

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Pounded In The Butt By Ukrainian Hunter-Murder Drones by Chuck Tingle

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But proved themselves worthy to the investment to go IPO

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Turns out war doesn’t play out the same way when the other side can shoot back, who knew.

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78 points

“Veterans” who spent 15 years shitting in an air-conditioned port-a-potty fail to fight actual war

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80 points

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53 points

BURGER KING DEPLOYED

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Burger King truck: deployed

Waste management (burn pits): dug out

Buildings (six sheets of drywall): built

It’s military base time

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6 points

For some reason I’m imagining a giant robot from fallout serving up a burger of liberty saying catch lines like “now serving up democracy” while throwing burger bombs or “I hope you like it flame broiled” while shooting geysers of napalm

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38 points

Bro that is not a flex when you can’t even supply your men with artillery lmfao

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9 points

That’s so fucking dystopian. Beyond dystopian even. Like, it would be too on-the-nose in a dystopian novel about corporate armies fighting each other for profit.

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6 points

American soldiers deserve to eat nothing but burger king

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