I could just see 2004 Newgrounds.
It was a fun movie, but god damn.
Also imagine getting paid to be thrown down the stairs for a movie.
The explicit origin of the John Wick movies is that Keanu’s long time stunt double wanted to show off his skills and art and play with a serious budget entirely focused on stylish actions sequences and Keanu said “Yeah cool let’s do it”. The story is literally just an excuse to string together tightly choreographed fight scenes.
My mom is in her 70’s and just asked me to take her out to see this one (she usually goes out to see plays at the theater, never at the movies).
We’ve watched all previous ones together, JW3 at the movies as well. I remember JW3 was so violent it made me uneasy and people were walking out…not my mom lol.
Remember those old stick person fighting animations? I used to love watching those
Madness Combat walked so John Wick could run
Fruit clocks were rasicst right? Tank guys is obviously fash.
So that leaves what… alien hominid, the game grumps and that afro futurist satyr?
Alien Hominid has a lot of potential, plus it’s a game where you kill tons of cops
What a great idea. Let’s do a gritty live action reboot of Xiao Xiao.
Xiao Xiao.
