bicycles, buildings, a railing…

OH THEY SEE SOME CAR PARKING OVER THERE AND THEY’RE UPSET AT THAT!!!

Big Bike 1984ing the city he lives

The city is 0.000001% less carbrained :frothingfash:

I spent 20 minutes digging thru British antivax twitter to find it.

Someone pointed out the proximity of electronics to seawater. Another noticed the small basket of the bike. That’s all.

The government is going to take your car away and replace it with public bikes, because that’s all the transport you need in a 15 minute city gulag.

Da jewz want you to use a bycicle instead of your freedom-giving Dodge RAM Raptor F6500 T34

only thing i can come up with is “they’re taking our cars away!!!” bc bikes are woke or something

You take the subway or bus near your destination, then pull out a city bike for the last mile.

Really. That’s the whole idea. These are to eliminate the need for cars, and parking lots, and pollution, and urban sprawl, and all of that shit. I’ve seen it work in Shanghai. It works great.

But it doesn’t fucking work if the population are wreckers who are determined to keep their cars no matter what because of MUH FREEDUMBS

if you unfocus your eyes the bike frames kind of resemble a series of Stars of David, sort of?

Idk what I’m supposed to see

Every “wait until you see it” post since funnyjunk

Free scooter :edgeworth-shrug:

Probably need to redo all the electronics, but on the plus side all the tracking stuff would have been fried too

Pulling data from my ass I would say it would be smarter for cities to instead of this, just have a “bike parking” where some retired folk watches over the personal bikes not getting stolen

Toronto and Montreal have had em for years, funded by the city/ parking authority, and they rip. Stations everywhere, cheap as, don’t have to worry about anyone nicking them. Biggest problem is finding an available bike since a lot of commuters ride one way and they have to rearrange overflows by hand, and delivery guys hogging the fancy new e-bikes all day. But both systems are undergoing/ have undergone huge expansions, and have been widely considered a Good Thing

Drop bikes and scooter rentals are an absolute scourge, though

I reject the premise and instead ask why would someone throw them in the water? The answer to that question is something that needs to be socially addressed, the bikes don’t need to justify themselves.

“The public can’t have nice things because the plebs will just mindlessly destroy them.” - boomer brainworms

They’re locked into the chargers and can’t be released without a mobile app.

Nothing, my college town had these and that’s exactly what happened to them.

These things are usually pretty fucking heavy in my experience. That would be an ok deterrent.

We did that in my town when they put the rent-a-scooters up