Another CYOA (Choose your own adventure) for my fellow Hexbears.

Pick one option.

I probably would choose the Diner. Since free and good food sounds amazing.

Library or forest

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Dont piss on the books when you are in the library

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Oh I thought this was a free country

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I’m moving into the Loft. If the magical door is always four left turns away, then it should be there even if I travel across the country, right? Traveling all around and always having my house nearby sounds pretty cool.

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Holy shit, you’re right. Also being able to move without actually needing to save for deposit and rent. Like, you could do trial runs of living in different cities / states. Also harder for a country to tell you’ve illegally moved there. I choose this one too, as long as my cat is able to stay in the loft when my partner or I aren’t there.

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Loft: free housing and utilities; no clear downsides

Diner: infinite free food; no clear downsides

Hotel: free temporary housing; unclear limitations on length of stay; implied risk of Shining-style shenanigans from guests

Shop: scope of shop stock and allowable “purchases” unclear; potentially infinite garbage

Forest: infinite free food; guaranteed restful sleep; time freezing outside while passing inside presumably causes you to age and die at least 33% faster relative to those outside if you sleep there every night

Library: access to knowledge in “known universe” presumably limits scope to things that a human of earth already knows; learning requires unassisted research; similar temporal risks to forest coupled with explicit risk of being lost in extra-planar space.

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I love these, they’re always a good pastime.

I choose the library. I’d have to tie a length of string at the entrance in an attempt to keep my bearings.

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10 points

The loft :3

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