I swear in the future the USA will change the calendar to revolve around 9/11 like in star wars

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I think this series advertising more implies "hey look, watch our show to see pampered celebrities (which as we all know are woke blue-haired liberal feminist snowflakes) do real manly man stuff and fail miserably because leftists and women can’t handle the real world :grillman:

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I tnink it’s a bit of both, propaganda for the MIC and red meat for the chuds

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Yup

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“16 celebrities, no mercy” has potential…

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:gui-better: (in Minecraft)

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They’re all going to grow ZZ Top beards, wear mirrored Oakleys and commit war crimes in the Middle East and Central America.

But the twist being they all think the tasks are staged for the show but in fact are official sanctioned CIA operations cloaked as entertainment.

Scary Spice shouting 'Bloody 'ell y’see that kid’s ‘ed explode! It were right… scary!’. Then the bombastic music plays and she mugs for the camera and does the Spice World pose.

Merry Christmas.

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So are these gonna be actual celebrities, or people who got 4th place on a reality show one time?

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One imagines an olympic gymnast mops the floor with everyone else at tests of athleticism that are short enough for TV

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Dwight Howard and Amendola are probably still in great shape, they were playing in the US pro leagues not too long ago

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16 War Crimes. No Mercy.

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