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According to Reuters, I think Xi Jinping just won the latest Australian election. I can't be sure though(hexbear.net)

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:xi-vote: :aus-delenda-est:

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Shoegazer [he/him]@hexbear.net
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China invading Taiwan is just disinformation to throw off the westoids. Xi’s true ambitions is to establish Greater China with Australia being the newest addition to the people’s republic

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sempersigh [he/him]@hexbear.net
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insert emote of a kangaroo with a gun and laser eyes here

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Tankiedesantski [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Broke: Anti-access defenses behind the first island chain.

Woke: Breaking the first island chain by reuniting with Taiwan island.

Bespoke: Breaking all the island chains by taking Australia.

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Hoyt [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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Communism with australian characteristics is called Dingoism

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DigimonOtis [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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Extremely Australian accent: That dingo ate your rich.

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Mardoniush [she/her]@hexbear.net
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Covid-zero strongman.

for non Australians, “Dictator Dan” is the most milquetoast comprimising succdem imaginable.

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forcequit [she/her]@hexbear.net
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I voted for Restore Democracy Sack Dan Andrews party (i didnt)

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DigimonOtis [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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:xi-beard: <(I’m honoured to be not only the general secretary of the communist party of china, but also the new premier of Victoria. With international cooperation and harmony anything is possible.)
:soypoint-2: <(THERE’S NO WAY HE COULD HAVE WON. CHINA MUST HAVE HACKED.)

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Grimble [he/him,they/them]@hexbear.net
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The prank vote that went too far (or not far enough?)

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crime [she/her, any]@hexbear.net
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The prank vote shouldn’t have stopped with Australias :xi-god-emperor:

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