Breaking News: Access to Twitter buildings have been disabled to all employees until at least Monday. Many employees have also resigned, including major engineers as well as the entire Android team. Reuters news is predicting that the site will begin to break as early as this evening…

:dumpster-fire: Burn, baby, burn :dumpster-fire:

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Critical support for MBS to turn Musk into fish bait for setting his money on fire.

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I want to believe he boards his Gulfstream tomorrow and finds a bonesaw just sitting on the bed in his private cabin

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My feelings toward Saudi Arabia are going to become really complex if they kill the Petrodollar and bonesaw Elon.

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:inshallah:

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Rich megalomaniacs murdering billionaires…

Fuck them all but at least that’d be entertaining

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65 points

“Sir, you’ve been in a coma since October 26.”

“Oh boy, I can’t wait to get on my least favorite website!”

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“YOU MANIACS!!! YOU BLEW IT UP!!!”

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All my damn dirty apes gone

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Elon should buy reddit next

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oh please :sicko-wholesome: I don’t think anyone will give him any money after this whole twitter debacle though :sicko-wistful:

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56 points

It’s almost like labour is superior to capital

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I need help man. I shit my pants and now it’s rolling down my leg in clumps

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19 points

consider: don’t wear pants

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49 points

Turning twitter off as a joke is not okay.

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good bit

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