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My man was cooking but then he passed out before he could take it out the oven on time.

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Yeah, I read theory

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here’s how burny can still win

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Holy shit

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And here I’ve been, like Lisa Simpson, desperately trying to get friends, family, and the public to believe the proof of a totalitarian con I’m trying to show them, and they’ve turned away with hostility, apathy, disbelief, and partisanship.

lmao what watching The Simpsons and being like ‘I’m just like Lisa’ does to a mfer???

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As it turns out, dozens of the writers of The Simpsons went to Harvard. So I asked myself the question: If The Simpsons served the interests of organized crime, how would it do so?

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As it turns out, dozens of the writers of The Itchy & Scratchy Show went to Harvard. So I asked myself the question: If The Itchy & Scratchy Show served the interests of organized crime, how would it do so?

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me to way too many people who have supposedly been educated: counterfactuals aren’t true, stop making shit up that is logically vacuous.

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our government is a secret kleptocracy

It’s not even that secret.

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the one case where we don’t do the Leftist Wall of Text

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We do, it’s just in citations and sources, instead of all on the face.

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The Simpsons exists to brainwash us

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Very tempted to make this my new profile pic but I feel like the weed skull is more on brand

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If that’s real - it’s just a matter of time before it gets taken down so - https://archive.ph/Hf2c9

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It’s so weird. The Substack link is still working. At this point I have to wonder if the site knows about the link but isn’t taking it down because they want the traffic and the attention. If I’m right - they’ll claim there was an “error”.

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I was right. They are intentionally leaving the post up plus there’s this…

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Yeah, there’s already a couple links to his Instagram that have been deleted.

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The Simpsons exists to brainwash us

Are we sure this isn’t a Cumtown fan doing a very dedicated bit?

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This is mental illness

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I would write that off more to lack of media literacy

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He was (apparently) a Redditor

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And a stupidpol poster on top of that. Suddenly I can see why his manifesto is so rambling and all over the place with no truely substantive theory behind it.

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He posted in r/TrueAnon as well but the mods there had the good sense to ban him

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This guy could’ve really improved his life if he just followed the Belden program instead of… whatever he was doing. One must be careful not to gumshoe too close to the sun.

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Brace hastily adding “do not self-immolate” to the Rules For Life

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Reddit took it down, but luckily someone archived it yesterday 🤔

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A Reddit link was detected in your comment. Here are links to the same location on alternative frontends that protect your privacy.

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stupidpol lmfao

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“coup radley” is a pretty good name

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I was not expecting this today, huh weird. Obligatory: do not kill yourself, kill the people who make your life bad. They have names and addresses and bleed red blood.

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Utah Phillips said it best. The world isn’t dying, it’s being murdered, and the people killing it have names and addresses.

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One of the best to ever do it!

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Guy was right outside the courthouse too…

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