Like with pronouns, one could choose two options rather than just one.

The options would be something like:

  • whole
  • 2%
  • 1%
  • skim
  • lactose-free
  • chocolate
  • strawberry
  • buttermilk
  • kefir
  • kumis
  • infant formula
  • mare
  • goat
  • cow
  • human (default option)
  • almond
  • cashew
  • coconut
  • hazelnut
  • oat
  • rice
  • soy
  • pea
  • hemp
  • 🎶︎ no milk today 🎶︎

And any other options we can think of.

The sole and exclusive point of mandating preferred milk type would be such that people could comment things like

SKIM!

to make fun of any carnists who choose to out themselves using this feature.

47 points

Wait, I thought that was what the ‘username’ field was for?

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There is a major oversight here that precludes proper representation. Chocolate is not a type of milk, it’s a characteristic of milk.

Sincerely, a chocolate almond and chocolate soy milk enjoyer.

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I already accounted for this, if you read more closely:

Like with pronouns, one could choose two options rather than just one.

Hence, chocolate+almond or chocolate+soy

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23 points

[human | pea]

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[pea/whole]

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Sounds like urine trouble

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Ooh, I’ve never tried almond milk milkshakes before, but it would probably be pretty nice actually, like a fruit and nut smoothie.

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22 points

You’re missing pilk

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I’m pissing milk? Only on lonely Friday nights.

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15 points

Same

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And malk! With vitamin R!

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And any other options we can think of.

… of magnesia

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human (default option)

Thanks for considering the 9 month olds using text-to-speech to post here.

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