“Open the pod bay doors, Hal.”

“Sorry, Dave. Update in progress.”

I once saw a tesla hanging out in my back alley. The guy was trying to find a wifi signal to update his car.

Fucking lmao. Deeply unserious.

Tesla warns against using the manual mechanism, citing that it should only be used when the car has no power. Janel said she was aware of this option but didn’t want to risk damaging her car, and she felt confident that she could stick out the heat.

i hate how they turned cars into phones now.

guess i have one more reason to avoid them.

When my overpriced gadget might be damaged if I took measures to protect my health.