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That’s called marriage, am I right folks? [20-MINUTE LONG LOOPING LAUGH TRACK, VOLUME JACKED UP TO COVER BOOING AUDIENCE]

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15 points

I wish my wife was like a GTA 5 NPC so I could hit her with my car! Amirite guys? Guys?

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9 points
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:kelly: non-layer character

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56 points

sighing “I’m sworn to carry your burdens”

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54 points

This one line of dialogue made Lydia one of the most memorable Skyrim characters because her slightly sarcastic tone is the closest thing anyone has to a personality in that game.

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23 points

People went digging through the files and found that she had a lot of lines that were dummied out. She’s actually a much more pleasant and less frustrated person with all her lines restored.

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56 points

The human got attached to the fictional character :farquaad-point:

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48 points

This is why VNs eventually have to end.

Also please just read a romance novel instead of expecting skyrim to fulfill your emotional needs.

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31 points

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19 points

clicking furiously

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25 points

Or you can install every single Lydia mod on top of one another. That should be enough content to last a full playthrough.

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Also please just read a romance novel instead of expecting skyrim to fulfill your emotional needs.

Oh yeah?

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7 points

Wow this is going to go so well with my Bodaciouser Booties Extended v1.3

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6 points

If your fantasy world doesn’t involve everyone having a perfectly round, firm ass that you can bounce nirn roots off of then you’re not dreaming big enough.

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15 points

I wish I could find VNs that featured people in their thirties and weren’t for creepy emotionally stunted men, but I really have no idea how to navigate the genre.

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It’s really a genre, that despite loving deeply, I’ve largely aged out of. Watching high-schoolers navigate their love lives is interesting in middle school but when you’re in your 20’s it’s just a bit creepy.

I’d honestly be satisfied if they were just 25 instead of literal children. At least then I can rationalize it as them being adults even if they are a good bit younger than me. So many good stories ruined by appealing to the lowest common denominator.

Edit: Speaking of which, Umineko is pretty good and much less cringy than the average VN novel. Never miss a chance to recommend Umineko.

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7 points

Thats why i switched to romance books

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5 points

Do they make romance books for middle aged feminists commies?

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12 points

expecting skyrim to fulfill your emotional needs.

You underestimate my power!

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why are they calling me out like this

(im the npc)

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