“So he turned himself into a pickle, you say?”

He shoots everyone in the world, because that’s what the kind Vladimir Ilych would do

Interesting. In vol. III of Capital Marx spoke of fictitious capital, but failed to consider slurp juice… :thinkin-lenin:

"Soooo any good Mandarin courses around? "

Lenin then proceeds to become fluent in 1.5 years, goes to China and of course they make him a honorary party member . He easily and through his already existing popularity rises to the top of the party and we now have Lenin in charge of a superpower better positioned against the West and world capital than the USSR ever was with all the tools and party structures at his disposal

“As bad as things are, I am glad communism is alive and well with the American Democratic Party and Comrade Biden!”