I was at a farm recently and I kept returning to the pig… I didn’t want to miss it pooping on its own balls. I knew it wasn’t going to happen - if it had happened before then surely I would have received a picture - but I just kept on waiting for it, circling those giant balls like a vulture. That’s the part of communism that nobody warns you about.

No no no, they are unironically vaushites, the entry questions answer section is priceless.

They want exact date of birth

Probably:fedposting:

show, don’t tell. Set the scene for the reader. Make them feel like they were in the maternity ward on that warm august day in 1997. They had just eaten a big mac while they wait outside the delivery room their girlfriend is in. Limp Bizkit is on the radio and they have to occupy their time with a Reader’s Digest from the week of January 13, 1992. One of the stories is about a guy who encountered a family of grizzly bears hiking in Idaho and lived to talk about it.

Give your age like a 5 year old would, 23 and 3/4

Imagine if right-wing discords demanded you to recite the 14 words before they allowed you in lmao

Instead of just rattling off breakfast cereals while a couple of other guys punch you?

the essay selects for college students, academics, and current/recent schoolchildren
also why i never bothered to apply for a mod position here tbh, despite having moderation experience

Yes! Plus they banned me

its basically just an irc but stupider so i refuse to use it

it’s just IRC but better :shrug-outta-hecks:

It depends on the size of the discord, ~20 people seems to be about the maximum the format can handle.

Exactly, I hate it, but all the cool kids share memes there

Discord seems like a medium that’s literally impossible to have a discussion on

Just feels like old school IRC to me. You pop in and out of the conversation like you would an actual in-person conversation.

am also a crumbling ruin
discord is good for instant communication between friends, or small-ish servers built around a purpose
i refuse to engage in high-traffic channels in larger servers because it’s a hellscape of a million different conversations at once

As an Old, I agree. I tried and it honestly feels like a step backwards. I think Yahoo chat rooms had more meaningful discussions.