“Yeah I’ll take one Mr. Freezy Yummy Yum Yum Pop with extra good boy spice drops on top.”
…wait, can those things not be reloaded? Did the US MIC seriously make the antitank equivalent of a disposable razor?
What is the point of walking around in public with an anti-helicopter weapon and two revolvers? Even if we lived in the homo-judeo-islamic-bolshevik reality the far right imagines we’re in, is ISIS-MS13-AntiFa gonna come at you with an Apache anytime soon? The revolvers would maybe be kinda useful but I’d just keep the shoulder mount rocket at home unless you start hearing about the AntiFa Air Calvary division coming to town.
Thinking about what other people think is ultimate beta behavior
spoiler
the most ascended guys are old dudes with balls hanging in locker rooms
no purchase for others
Wandering around the ice cream store with two melting ice cream cones getting mad because nobody will take the second one
TBF I tend to really felate my cream
“Just a cone” sounds like a cone with no ice cream to me, so yes, that sounds weird to me.
Demote this man to private for an ice cream court martial.
I would have thought chomping on a dry ass cone would be more of a Ben Shapiro thing.