oh shit oh fuck is the government using all those missiles we made for war??

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Florists don’t promote Valentine’s day, and anyone who thinks they do is a conspiracy theorist.

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Lol next youre gonna tell me the easter bunny candy manufacturers are promoting easter

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No, the easter bunny is a false messiah created to distract from the true resurrection.

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Marshmellow eggs, while tasty, are the bourgeouis decadence that Lenin warned of.

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The biggest florist chain in my country once payed 20,000 € to the host of our biggest tv show just to get him to mention on air that Valentine’s Day was coming up the next week. No mention of the brand name, not even a “better get some flowers for your ole lady”, just banking on the fact that enough guys would go and order flowers through their site when they were reminded of the date.

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Sick story.

I despise all of the Hellworld calendar’s holidays so much.

Pavlovian marching into commercial outlets to buy junk for others or else they’ll think something’s wrong with you - because “it is what it is.”

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dude that’s only 40M dollars directly bribing US officials! That’s not evidence of “promoting war”! you cant prove that what they discuss in those closed door hooker-and-cocaine parties is pro-war lobbying, it could be anything. maybe they’re asking the government to order more of the products that they make that arent… okay maybe everything raytheon and northrop make are weapons but uhhhh

youre just triggered, youre a triggered conspiracy theoriest :debatebro-r:

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:yea:

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Damn they dont promote war??? As a Raytheon shareholder, I’m going to sue them for violating their fiduciary duty!!

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