I HEREBY DECREE TODAY TO BE SKELETON DAY

we already are

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my bit is better because it has a more elaborate setup: I’ll wait another 40-50 years and then become a skeleton forever lolol

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12 points

Sorry, but no. You’re getting Lenin-ed.

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Lenin’s skeleton actually escaped from the embalmed body decades ago. They’re talking about the journeys of that unstoppable skeleton when they wrote “Lenin walks around the world…”

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BORN TO BE W-I-L-L-D

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11 points

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We’re all skeletons, on the inside

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