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Is… is this him? This looks exactly like him

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21 points

The mark of a true master of disguise

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12 points

Koopa Dilbert

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the WOKE MORALISTS at the Turtle Club caused this by shunning him

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80 points

Should… Should I be thinking about how to kill everyone i meet? That seems like a lot of mental load for zero payoff

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Yes, but you should also be polite, efficient, and armed with a jar of piss

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I’m barely able to remember my wallet and keys in the morning you think I’m prepping a piss jar every day? I could keep it in my car i guess

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Keep your jarate in a cool dry place, trunk of the car will cause it to oxidize into something horri-

Actually, yeah go ahead and keep it in the car, that makes it more effective.

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8 points

This conversation suddenly turned in my favor

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18 points

you should be gaming it out

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“Gaming it out” for new site tagline?

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Lol this is like disco elysium

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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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70 points

I think it is always worth putting a face to the name when men speak about violence.

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Dude would crumple like a sack of potatos if a 12 year old hit him. I’ve gamed it out.

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30 points

Crumple like a sack of potatoes when a woman asks him to clean his room

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That’s the face of a torturer if ever I’ve seen one. I can’t imagine him lifting a gun or swinging a bat, but I can easily see him telling me they haff veys of making me talk.

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It’s a face that is sadly lacking a hatpin sticking out of it.

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Ah yes women are famous for never evaluating the potential danger of other people.

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“Woman don’t understand this. We are born with hypervigilance. Only men have the strength and power of will to sit in the back of Denny’s watching the entrance and exits for any potential threats, never a moment to relax. Life is war.”

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yes, that is what they responded to.

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Yeah that’s right, I’m a veteran of the war of mentally gaming out wrestling matches with other dudes

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Pretty sure you’re just fantasizing about other men

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When we see a man, we instinctively see his whole body in our mind, genitals and all, to observe for weak points. Often when viewing a tall formidable opponent I notice I find myself becoming aroused. This is because the human Man must procreate soon after defeating his enemy, at the greatest time of sexual energy and safety. There is no such thing as same-sex attraction, it’s a feminist myth.

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9 points

once you’ve defeated your foe you should suck the cum out of his lifeless body and sell it to Israel

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Every man has an innate sense of whose dick is largest in any given area

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5 points

Thank you for your service o7

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