58 points

Love it when my testicles are vibrating against each other

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My testicles vibrate at slightly different frequencies so it actually upsets the Feng shui of whatever room I’m in. I have travel restrictions on my passport for countries that are sensitive to that sort of thing.

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46 points

Hang on, are you what’s causing Havana syndrome?

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I’ll never tell.

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Sir, we’re going to have to ask you to stop vibrating your balls in the plane. It’s interfering with our equipment.

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I’m sorry, I’m sorry, fuk, I’m so sorry. I swear this never happens, I’m just overwhelmed by the protagonist sitting 3 rows up to the left. Can I please be moved to the back of the plane? That should put me out of range.

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Tfw no testicle tauting gf

:wojak-nooo:

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14 points

:tfyourlookinat:

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(((((o)(o))))))

:hyperflush:

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(((oIIo)))

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43 points

this is violence

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28 points

Literally torture

TORTURE OF THE COCK AND BALLS

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41 points

taut testicles

vibrated against each other

firm and plump

hell yeah. Hell. Yes.

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