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If you would just learn history, you’d know that Alderaanian culture is a lie invented by Jedi extremists. There was never an Alderaanian identity before 0BBY, their so-called ‘Alderaan’ was simply an uninhabited rock used before it was used for weapons calibration testing by the Elbit Star. Rebels just started claiming to be from Khalderaan to push the anti-Nabooist conspiracy theories circulating around Palpatine.

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Fuck that is good.

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28 points

LOL hot damn. You should write a whole book.

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somebody should make a starswar that’s the events of first three movies from the perspective of empire liberal media, maybe that would punch through the illiteracy.

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I’m honestly worried we’d have a bunch of libs coming away just believing the media in the show and completely missing the point lol

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31 points

“wow, i never thought of it that way. Mind = Blown”

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33 points

has star wars shown any type of press or media at all in their universe? that’d actually make for a good show or something

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Rebels does, as did the Imperial campaign in the Rogue Squadron game. One of the characters is someone who unironicall supports the empire but wants to restore senatorial power, like the “Moderate” republican to Mon Mothma’s shitlib.

Its implied she’s even more of a moral void than the outright fascists who at least openly want and revel in war and bloodshed.

Rebels has things like Empire Day where there are parades etc and you see the average Imperial’s apathy.

And andor has incel guy mall cop as a main character who buys the kool aid, of course

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There was also the shitty battlefront 2 story mode where you play as a stormtrooper special ops lady for like 3 missions before realising that committing genocide is bad when you’re told to do it to humans so defect to the rebels

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Not quite what you’re looking for, but I remember in that Han Solo movie that I saw a few years ago, that I reacted to how the Empire’s recruitment efforts used a major key version of the Imperial March.

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I love that we now have two diagetic “heroic” Imperial Marches which both do their own spin. There is the major key Solo one and the Rebels empire day one

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15 points

Yes, in many books from EU Holonet was mentioned to be republic(and empire)-wide instant communication network with functions like the TV and internet. Coverage and function varied from author to author though.

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it was a very 90s kinda internet, and none of the characters we followed were posters.

one of the smarter things to not go into exhaustive detail about really.

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30 points

The BLOODY ATTACK ON YAVIN by the terror group known as the Rebel Alliance has killed hundreds of thousands of innocent Imperial citizens, completely unprovoked

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27 points

Look I don’t like Emperor Palpatine, he should step down after the Kkhhrebels are finally defeated.

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we can do better than that

real NAFO libs would call them the rebelSS allianSSe or something

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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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If you haven’t seen it, Troops is a classic Star Wars fan work (pre-prequels!) that tells the story of A New Hope from the point of view of the Stormtroopers, in the form of a Cops-like reality TV episode. (CW: contains comedic depictions of police violence)

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Didn’t several of the people who worked on that get hired for the Prequels and other Lucasfilm projects? I know George LOVED the fan film scene so it wouldnt be strange for that to happen

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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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Either it’s going to be serious like Nightcrawler and people think the guy hustling and spreading misinformation is based, or it’s going to be some comedy like The Office and people forget that they’re all cogs in the machine and it’s not supposed to be fun and wholesome.

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62 points

Ah yes, my favourite star wars character, Shrek.

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Should’ve deleted the post for being neither leftist nor starwars content

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29 points

I didn’t even realize until I saw this comment what the fuck

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50 points

When you are so nuanced and objective that you refuse to support national liberation against a genocidal apartheid regime because the resistence is made of hooded openly devoted muslims.

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It’s why I love Andor so much. It’s like the only media from a mainstream franchise that shows that resistance in progress isn’t always pretty or pure or honorable.

You don’t always get to choose who you fight alongside, but if you’re in the same room and your guns point to the same enemy, then your goal is the same until you get the luxury to decide otherwise.

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I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again. The only issue with Andor is they didn’t use the SWBF1 (EA) thermal imploder noise in the riot scene.

Just listen to this noise:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8A160piVq0E

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Agreed. I got so excited seeing the imploders and then nothing special

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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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the resistence is made of hooded openly devoted muslims.

Star Wars, famous for not featuring any resistances led by hooded religious figures.

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r.starwarsleftymemes is a social fascist cesspool that cries about how redfash anyone to the right of Nixon was. they are beyond pathetic. No joke I have had better conversations about communism on the normal starwarsmemes or might have been sequelmemes subreddits than I have ever seen on this subreddit.

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Nixon was the last leftist president. Opening trade with Maoist China. I’m not joking

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created the EPA

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