Absolute clown show.

In an email last month, an FBI official told a former agent who had reported possible brain injury symptoms that “unfortunately, the FBI is not authorized to give any medical advice and there are not any medical programs in place for current and/or retired employees.” The agent began suffering migraines and dizziness about a decade ago after a stint overseas in a country near Russia.

Not even IN Russia, and over a decade ago.

The statement added that the issue of “Anomalous Health Incidents,” as the U.S. government calls the mysterious set of symptoms afflicting as many as 200 current or former government employees, “is a top priority for the FBI, as the protection, health and well-being of our employees and colleagues across the federal government is paramount.”

NBC leaking emails, not to do good things, but to manufacture consent for an almost certainly fictitious ailment so it may be used as a cudgel against countries the US does not like

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munchausen by empire

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:gold-communist:

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It’s from the constant pounding of hardbass on their craniums

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As someone who lives near a Little Russia it is probably all the cabbage farts.

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:geordi-no: Jewish Space Lasers

:geordi-yes: Commie Illness Rays

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It doesn’t have to be one or the other. You see, I’m a bit of a Judeo-Bolshevik myself.

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