This holiday season, shut the fuck up about how much you hate pumpkin spice lol
Fellas, is it gay to eat?
TFW you sit down to enjoy a juicy heterosexual hamburger, but when you lift it to your mouth the buns turn into to your buddy’s and next thing you know you’re eating another man’s asshole
shoving things down your throat and then swallowing, and then it hangs out INSIDE YOU before going out your butthole
food is the gay agenda OMG!!!
Lemme tell you, I am a HOUND for some roasted pumpkin seeds. Not the store bought shit, that is oversalted to hell. Get some nice savory spice blends going on some freshly scooped seeds, throw them in the over for a spell, and you have some good snacking. I just tend to eat so many at once that they rip up my insides.
I tell my children that I buy a few pumpkins every year because I enjoy decorating them for Halloween, and delivering them to the Grandmas’ houses. It’s a lie. I just want those sweet, sweet pumpkin guts. The flesh gets turned into pies and cake rolls, and the seeds get roasted and eaten so fast I burn my mouth.
It’s not just limited to food. People get very mad whenever women (especially teenage girls) enjoy something or “invade” a male dominated hobby.
Western society absolutely haaaates teenage girls. The energy that almost every piece of media gives teenage girls by default is the same energy that SNL gives to Donald Trump. Just a thing veneer of comedy barely masking utter contempt
tfw a post about pumpkin spice triggers a transphobe
:che-laugh:
A couple women: [enjoying thing]
Capital: Hey ladies! [thing] amirite? You know what would be great? What if we made everything into [thing]! Give us your money for more [thing] merch, flavors, spin-offs, NFTs, and we’ll even sell it to you in pink! Cool right? Pink!
Men: ew, fuck [thing]
Capital: why would women ruin [thing] like that???
