haha how the fuck are lasers real. just close your eyes
LASER TEAM ASSEMBLE
:stalin-shining: :hexbear-shining: :jb-shining: :mao-aggro-shining: :kropotkin-shining: :mao-shining:
“A federal agent’s hand was impaled by planted nails, another federal agent was shot by a pellet gun leaving a wound deep to the bone and tragically three federal officers were likely left permanently blinded by the rioters,” said McEnany, who also accused protesters of barricading officers inside the courthouse and launching fireworks at them.
I also read other sources reporting that several officers have had meticulously placed anvils fall on them flattening them completely.
Reports are surfacing of Portland antifa dressing up as smoking hot dames and luring drooling officers into alleyways, then removing their dresses and crushing them with comically oversized mallets.
I would feel some sympathy for them if they weren’t shooting people in the eyes with rubber bullets.
which have led to injuries on both sides.
Oh god shut up
