Our hosting provider have outage. Someone probably try to cool down server with firehose again.

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You are forgiven, my son.

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Taking the site down for a joke was OK. :posadist-nuke:

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We have very good uptime until server turn into bomb.

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But you know what the best part of my day is? For about ten seconds, from when open my laptop and when I get to the Hexbear homepage, 'cause I think, maybe I’ll get on there and I’ll open my bookmark and the server will be down. No goodbye, No PPB you later. No nothing. You just left. I don’t know much, but I know that.

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I wanted to use the Ben Affleck smoking emoji so bad but I can’t find it

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:pain:

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:stalin-heart:

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:arm-L::soviet-huff::arm-R:

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Look I’m not gonna lie, I forgot to feed the hamsters who run on the wheels that power the servers, and they broke out of their habitats and tied me up. After using my credit card to order 700 lbs of hamster food and a quarter mile of colorful plastic tubes they finally untied me and returned to work on the condition that I also run on a hamster wheel with them. So, my b.

On the plus side, I am getting some good cardio today.

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