104 points

“I don’t spend any time on twitter” says man who spent enough time on twitter that he felt the need to delete it for sake of his mental health.

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24 points

He hurt himself in his confusion.

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75 points

“When I used to say ‘Let’s turn the middle east to glass’ at my hometown bar everyone laughed. Now when I say it on twitter people get mad at me.”

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59 points

I’m not owned! Etc. etc.

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Mesmerizingly large corncob

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I hope your therapist tells you you’re a coward lmao

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You mean the renown therapist effectively chosen and paid for by AIPAC?

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oh god of course lmao

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The good doctor records the sessions and gives AIPAC copies which it also sends on to the mothership. It never occurs to Fetterman - the “independent thinker” and idiotic dipshit shitposter that he is - that this could happen. At this point AIPAC (and Israel too of course) have enough blackmail information to ruin his life, end his marriage, and get him expelled from congress. Israel is waiting for the right time to tell the overgrown doofus that they own him.

Make another Bob Menendez joke, Senator.

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50 points

“I’m a smoll bean please don’t yell at me but Israel needs to nuke Palestine and soy milk is for homos.”

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