Hello children, have you heard of the levels of rizz achievable through jihad?

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Do they know that Joe Biden’s middle name is FanumOhio?

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excellent comment

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27 points

Zoomers have been conditioned by Chad memes to listen to guys with huge muscles.

We should be employing that strategy.

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Lol, actively claiming to do stuff that the US would see as radicalization and at the same time the clipboard is being read by app services (or should I say “app services”)

This guy needs better op-sec in a bad way.

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This is pretty obviously an “I’m a doctor who has my patients say the shahada and convert on their deathbed” type of post

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That wasn’t being entirely serious, but that’s a dumb way to end up on a list for life, either way.

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reminds me of this classic banger https://nitter.net/n4ssie/status/1567843613488422917

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19 points

Bro what is this app services sneaking into your clipboard

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28 points

I have no idea, I do a Xiaomi phone tho

Do you think it’s the CCP trying to steal my browser history to blackmail me with my porn searches?

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Type “no need for blackmail, I’ll do it for free” in your browser just to be sure

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