if I had to fight an animal I would simply use delaying tactics until capitalism destroyed its habitat
A rat bit my right nose nostril when I was a toddler. Fuck that shit
how the fuck do the majority of british people think that a goose would kick their ass in a 1v1? their bones are hollow, they weigh like 30 pounds at most, and their bite is at most rather painful. A goose can’t do shit to you
so in the UK there’s a myth that large birds like geese and swans can just fuck you up badly and ‘break your arm’ is the line you always hear. they’ll nip the shit out of you for sure, but besides that the biggest wound is to your pride of being the guy who fights a fucking bird
I dunno, I’ve seen someone fairly substantial get attacked by a Black Swan and “won” is not the word I’d use. Laid on ground screaming while bird stood on him and pecked at eyes is more the end state.
Aggressive but with fuck all backing it up. Geese act all tough and scary but what can they actually do? Nothing. Just grab their giant necks when they try and ineffectually bite you and GG, one dead goose
A brit
