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Love to engrave “LOCK” on my key

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How else are you gonna remember what it does

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searches frantically for key that does UNLOCK

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Oh god I remember when this happened. What a scumbag.

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6 points

Context?

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Joel Osteen owns a megachurch, like basically a football stadium sized building

When the last big hurricane came through, he literally shut the place down and didn’t let anyone use it as a shelter until he was publicly shamed for it

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Literally a former basketball arena. It was called The Summit, the Houston Rockets played there.

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11 points

lmao holy shit

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It would be cool if Joel Osteen were to die and go to hell.

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Did you know? Biblical scholars, at least the ones with credentials and principles, don’t believe that the antichirst refers to some kind of child of the devil, but just anyone who is against Christ but uses His name to do evil? One who is literally against Christ. Christians are supposed to drive out and oppose these antichrists whenever they are found. Ox goads and Donkey jaws are preferred, but any tool can work in a pinch.

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Christianity wouldn’t have such a bad rap if people who call themselves “Christian™” actually did Christian stuff. Those scholars you mention seem alright by me.

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that’s just the general consensus, even from the chuddy ones, of what Paul of referring to. It’s what you think he meant by evil in Christ’s name that gets you into trouble. But yeah, just doing the stuff Jesus is documented as saying to do would go a long way to improving the world.

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Oh the Starvation Army they play,

and they sing and they laugh and they pray

Till they got all your coin in the drum

then they tell you you’re on the bum

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