“If the infection spreads among ten soldiers in an infantry company, and they develop a fever after their temperature reaches 40 degrees Celsius, and they start having diarrhea every 20 minutes, then they are no longer fit to fight and they expose themselves to the risk of death,” he pointed out.

This might have to do with food poisoning https://www.middleeastmonitor.com/20231205-idf-soldiers-hit-by-serious-outbreak-of-food-poisoning/

As one wise person once said:

“Was it the food or was it cowardice?”

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sounds like the kind of plague a deity might send when they’re displeased with your performance

take a hint genociders

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In the very near future an IDF spokesman in on MSNBC…

Spokesman: “A minor - very minor - number of soldiers are experiencing skin rashes.”

Anchor: “There have been reports that the skin condition could be described as boils.”

Spokesman: “A boil is an inflamed pus-filled swelling on the skin. Swelling is present and there’s a pus-like substance.” He scratches himself. “But they are not boils.” He scratches himself again.

Anchor: "You appear to be scratching yourself. "

Spokesman: “I am not. And if I am - it was a psychosomatic reflex. Nothing more.” He scratches himself again.

Anchor: “Do you have a skin ra—”

Frogs start raining down inside the studio where the spokesman is. The feed is cut.

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I mean, I won’t wish for fucking plagues on them, but them getting dysentry or just dying via gunshot in the face is just desserts…

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I mean, I won’t wish for fucking plagues on them

Why?

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47 points

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diarrhea every 21 minutes is fit for combat, however

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Was gonna say, I’ve had “mild” food poisoning and I wasn’t fit to leave my apartment, how the fuck is someone supposed to fight urban warfare like that?

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People don’t realize it but the primary goal of October 7th was to steal all of the immodium out of Israel before unleashing The Virus.

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Thank you for your service, comrade Shigella bacterium.

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Thank you, indeed…

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