No more cape shit once you hit 30. Do some praxis instead or read a good book.

Majin Buu would wreck Spoder-Man tho

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Yeah not even a contest. What is he going to do, shoot some web shields to block a planet sized energy blast?

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Oh no my date with Mary Jane, how do I shot web?!

And one punch that could split a planet in two vaporizes the web slinger.

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Spiderman going through a comic arc and losing a fight is much too kind to Peter for Marvel writers. Before his inevitable death, you know the author would include a scene where Buu uses Parker Clan Extinction Attack and simultaneously snipes everyone Peter has ever cared about in the entire world with dozens of energy beams

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24 points

Everyone likes to bring up the time Spider-Man beat Firelord (one of Galactus’ heralds, on par with the Silver Surfer), but everyone always forgets the time he got beat up by Turner D. Century, the man who thought the world peaked in 1908

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Turner D. Century, the man who thought the world peaked in 1908

You gotta respect that pure concentrated cringe though. He even got to be specifically boomer Thanos

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I think every single Z fighter, even Yamcha, would shit on Spiderman lmao

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I think Yamcha would only have a shot if he got some powerup for Super that I don’t remember. He basically stalled out at the end of DB and didn’t see any significant increase in Z, so he’s still on World Tournament levels, which many version of Spider Man can compete with (being carried by his Danger Sense to compensate for the absurd level of speed in Dragon Ball)

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Yamcha was about as strong as Radditz by the time Nappa and Vegeta showed up. Piccolo was strong enough to blow up the moon when he was at that power level. In the afterlife, he went on to train with King Kai so he probably powered up a bit after that.

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14 points

Yessss battleboarding on hexbear

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I used to live for this shit as a kid, like we used to dream up Ryu from Street Fighter versus Wolverine…then MvC happened in my teens and it wasn’t nearly as exciting.

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Same but I’ll fight you because MvC was and still is dope as fuck (I don’t blame people who don’t get into fighting games or the fgc tho)

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I mean taste and all, but I find MvC hype as fuck

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No more cape shit once you hit 30. Do some praxis instead or read a good book.

I’m going to go read Ready Player One

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31 points

In America children are made to read that book for their education

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Is it really taught in high schools or something?

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Probably. I’m not American but I’m in an angloid country and I had Shrek as part of film study in high school English class

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8 points

I know someone who was assigned 13 Reasons Why lol

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I hate the ending of that

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Yeah, at 30 you should be ready to graduate to all of the capeless suburban dad fantasy schlock like Reacher, the Equalizer or CIA Jim in the Clancy bullshit.

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What about discussions on whether a person could win a fight to the death against various animals.

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12 points

Who would win: 1000 lions, or the sun?

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oh that’s evergreen

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How is this even a fight? Buu would destroy Spider-Man in like a fraction of a second

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I kinda would like to see a bit in Super where a western-style superhero just gets wrecked by a Goku-level threat. Kind of a “Hercule 2”.

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25 points

can you image being sandwhiched between those beefcakes

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