Terrible work, everyone.

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yooooo we’re so fucked yoooooo

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Imagining a sci-fi series set in the distant future where sentient birds rule the earth and treat apes with the same contempt a lot of people treat stuff like spiders and snakes

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if my bird didn’t weigh 90 grams she would definitely have pecked me to death already. they are vicious creatures with no fear and I hope they take over again.

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Would sentient bird furries put on pink-guy suits and call themselves skinnies?

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I think it’s more likely that they’d engage in dinosaur dress-up (yes I know birds are dinosaurs but you know what I mean).

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A cockatiel dressed up like a T-Rex would be cute (I’d pretend to be scared not to hurt it’s feelings)

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I know what’s going to happen but I can’t say it because if I do they can prepare for it

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you can tell me

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Anyone else notice the USDA Growing zones have shifted a bunch too?

Some guy in Ohio noted that his area used to be 4b and is now 7b which is warm enough to grow limes. In the West Coast the change has been a creation of shitloads of microclimates all over the damn place.

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The USDA actually updated their zone map the other day to account for this. Some regions saw significant changes.

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