I’ve noticed a lot of posts asking how we’re going to vote, and people coming in trying to shame people for not voting for Biden, or any candidate in the general election at all.

So I’m curious and, asking in good faith, want to know - what will make you stop voting for Biden?

I can excuse genocide, but if he decides to support Medicare for All, that’s where I draw the line

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Anyone voting for Biden at this point would vote for Biden no matter what. He could walk into their home, eat their firstborn, and screech BUILD BACK BETTER and they’d fucking clap.

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👶

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Looks amazing on Lemmygrad

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Absolute fucking leviathan lmao

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If you don’t vote for Hitler then Turbo-Hitler will win.

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The existence of a Turbo Hitler means that there is a Turbo Stalin out there

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Turbo-stalin’s spoon was too big and he collapsed in to a point singularity with the equivalent of 53,000 solar masses.

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Unlike Turbo-Stalin himself, the Spoon did not collapse. Today, the DPRK is investigating if Juche necromancy will allow the Spoon to be used without collapsing the user into a singularity.

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:butterfly-guy:

is this dialectics

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im votin for that guy

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Basically what every lib response made in this thread is at it’s core

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Unironically yeah.

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I will be voting for John Kerry

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I’m voting for

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I wonder what would happen to the standard lib brain if you told them you weren’t voting for Biden because you intend to write-in Hillary.

“I will not vote for Biden.”

“NOT VOTING IS A VOTE FOR TR-“

“I’m still with her.”

“???”

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Even funnier tell them you’re voting for Jill stein and tell them it’s her turn

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i’m with her

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