there was no assassin, it’s fake blood and someone fired a BB pistol in the air
Trump bladed (CW: blood, references to self-harm in link) like they do in pro wrestling.
Seriously though, we are probably fucked. And not just libs, but everyone to the left of MAGA.
Anarchist: killed a president
Communist (CIA patsy): killed a president
Democrat: misses
None of the witnesses who saw the shooter definitively ID’d Oswald or placed blame on him. Most of his coworkers’ testimonies suggest that they only saw him go upstairs alone during the motorcade, or leaving after JFK is shot. It seems a bit silly to have this complex conspiracy and not coerce or stage a single testimony that says with 100% conviction “yup I saw Mr. Oswald on top aiming his sniper rifle right down at the president” if your goal is to frame an innocent man