I was at my high school's track today doing laps so I can train for when Hamas tries to invade the USA and some kids smoking marijuana behind the bleachers were talking shit about me.

posted 1 month ago

I will remember that. When they make a movie about me taking down Hamas all by myself these kids will be played by ugly actors like Mark Ruffalo.

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1 month ago

Red Dawn for Zoomers

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1 month ago

Wolverines is too alpha male sounding for a rebel forces cell, zoomers would pick something with pronouns in it

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1 month ago

Wolv-her-ine

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