He’s guaranteed to lose now. I can’t see a universe where the mental gymnastics add up to deciding that this is a good idea. Don’t get me wrong, it’d be funny as hell. But I’m really not looking forward to the idea of more Trump.

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He’ll go out give the best debate of his lib life, everyone will be restored in his ability to win the election, and then whoops that cocktail of drugs just made his heart explode and he’s dead. The DNC will likely resort to necromancy and have a mumbling zombie as the president before they try a different candidate though.

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We could have an actual Weekend at Bernie’s zombie candidate and libs will still say “if you don’t vote for the puppeted corpse you are destroying democracy for the entire world”

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They’re saying right now they’d rather vote for Biden’s corpse than for Trump, which kind of gives away that they don’t give a shit about politics anyways

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ackshually, you vote for the administration!

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Politics is when people say mean things on Twitter

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It’s going to be an Air Bud moment: “There’s no rule that says you have to be alive to run for office!!”.

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