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Get him to spill all the beans

This place needs legume police so that people will stop spilling beans all over the floor.

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21 points

Beans are the true sustenance of every proletarian. It cannot stop at frijoles negro nor baked beans. We must embrace doujiang and all its products.

Have you made and drank soy milk from scratch lately? Mao is looking down upon you, comrade. Is he smiling?

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I am now turning myself in to thought police for not having made soy milk in months

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