Pictured: Israel Epstein
I want to volunteer and stuff, but that would also make them say “this guy is trying too hard, definitely a spy.”
hard mode: Assume I’m already married and can’t remarry a Chinese citizen.
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Unlike satanically racist USians, China bases its accusations of espionage on the work of its intelligence services rather than the color of your skin, so you should be fine
