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Still huffing that “maybe China can do geoengineering” copium so I don’t fucking kill myself

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we’re gonna see the global south independently start dumping calcium carbonate into the upper atmosphere within a decade, mark my words

i wish em luck

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Sulphate aerosols, probably. Calcium carbonate is better for land/ocean based geoengineering. But yeah: the potential for unilateral action with stratospheric aerosol injection in particular is very high. There’s some evidence that doing it from the southern hemisphere will help mitigate some of the negative side effects, but that’s still inconclusive. We desperately need to talk about the global governance of this stuff before we deploy it, but we won’t.

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Specifically China will coordinate the effort and crush any military resistance to it seeing as the decline of the US is thoroughly assured now and we’re due for a military humiliation showing how much our arsenal has decayed

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There’s also having ships spraying seawater mist to make larger, brighter marine clouds.

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I hope that will cure my GERD

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China, build the solar sunshade

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My money is also on some form of arcologies as well if it gets bad enough

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SimCity 2000 let’s goooooooo.

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We’re going to turn the sky white with artificial clouds to block out the sun because that’s the stupidest and easiest thing to do.

We’ll still hit 4 degrees C, but we also won’t have a blue sky anymore.

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And then fossil fuel companies will use it as an excuse to keep fucking the planet. Changing the albedo with clouds is at best a delay of the inevitable.

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wrongshway erB will unironically do the mayocide

then there will at least be a lot of habitable land in the north

I will not flesh this out further, you have to read into it

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wrongshway erB

Is that some kind of pig-latin or code that we’re supposed to “read into”? or is one of us having a stroke?

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I can’t tell you or it won’t happen

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