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if youtube really makes unblockable ads then i will write a program that detects when an ad is playing, and sets the device volume to zero and places a black rectangle over the video until the ad finishes

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Just wait until they make you respond to a quiz that asks you what happened in the ad you just watched to make sure you watched it lmao

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When’s the perfect time for a delicious bite-sized pizza snack?

A. In the mornin’.

B. In the evenin’.

C. At supper time.

D. All of the above - with pizza on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime!

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Screaming McDonald’s at my phone until it plays the rest of the video

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Please drink verification can.

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Wait until you have to drink the verification can

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