How many resolutions from :morshupls: liberals that won’t be attempted, let alone met?

How many bazinga products will use the day for advertising? :eco-porky:

How many acts of brutality will be inflicted upon people that committed the crime of caring too much about the planet they live on being burned down for pedophile yachts and plastic trash? :pigmask-off:

Make your predictions!

Mine will be some Bill Gates publicity stunt that :reddit-logo: will ejaculate over until they’re spurting dust.