Treat Defender:

• “Let people enjoy things”

• Just wants to shut brain off and relax

• Shit taste

Treat Assassin:

• Powerful crit(icism)s

• Appears out of nowhere and identifies flaws and weaknesses you never would’ve noticed but now can never ignore again

• Mysteriously fades into shadows when their own treats come under attack

Treat Mage:

• Nuanced, insightful analysis, can find positive/negative aspects in just about anything

• Flexible offensive and defensive options

• Susceptible to bullying, avoids direct confrontation

Treat Paladin:

• Likes good things

• Doesn’t like bad things

• Simple as

• Nobody wants to hang with them because they feel threatened by their moral superiority and obviously correct takes

Treat Cleric:

• Long list of rules for not engaging with things that others find frustrating and arbitrary

• Has one specific domain of treat they enjoy

• Wouldn’t watch a Miyazaki movie because it’s anime

• Somehow keeps being right about stuff

Treat Warlock:

• “So bad it’s good,” cult classics

• Will happily explain how their favorite treat is problematic in ways you never would’ve considered

• Lack of practical effects their third biggest issue with capitalism

• Nobody told them irony is dead

TYS, add your own