‘Help me get through the winter,’ the Governor reportedly told crypto miners in the state

edit: Companion article ‘A deep freeze is coming to Texas, and no one knows if the power grid is ready’ - https://arstechnica.com/science/2022/02/a-deep-freeze-is-coming-to-texas-and-no-one-knows-if-the-power-grid-is-ready/

What happens when an unstoppable force meets an egg with a big crack in the middle?

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Broke: “You will stop with this wasteful bullshit or I will have you killed by a SWAT team.”

Woke: “I am issuing an order as governor that you will cease and desist in wasting precious power during this precarious time for our state.”

Bespoke: “oooowooowoooo I’m a dumb baby, pwease use less power uwu otherwise people might get mad at me but I don’t want you to get mad at me either waaah”

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IIRC they thought the dude was also behind a big computer worm that was taking down systems all over the globe. Not defending them or anything, they were wrong about that anyways, but they weren’t doing it just because of that.

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