‘Help me get through the winter,’ the Governor reportedly told crypto miners in the state
edit: Companion article ‘A deep freeze is coming to Texas, and no one knows if the power grid is ready’ - https://arstechnica.com/science/2022/02/a-deep-freeze-is-coming-to-texas-and-no-one-knows-if-the-power-grid-is-ready/
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an egg with a big crack in the middle?
Broke: “You will stop with this wasteful bullshit or I will have you killed by a SWAT team.”
Woke: “I am issuing an order as governor that you will cease and desist in wasting precious power during this precarious time for our state.”
Bespoke: “oooowooowoooo I’m a dumb baby, pwease use less power uwu otherwise people might get mad at me but I don’t want you to get mad at me either waaah”