It’s clear that trump doesn’t have the juice he had in 2016, or the juice he had in 2020. But the boy is juicy, there’s no denying that. Biden is one of the driest presidents of all time and he’s only getting drier with age. Real “the emperor has no moisture” hours

I’ve been afraid of Russians ever since the internet showed me what they do for fun

Biden like “can we start beef with a differently named country? I’m pretty sure I’m gonna say this one wrong at some point and get in very big trouble”

And you have to pay high registration costs to the government for the privilege of using govt paved roads

One political group has been known to scheme for decades to pack the courts, but I don’t think it’s marxists

Just gotta squeeze “family-owned” in there somewhere 🙄

Ah yes, the American people will be fortunate enough to see their leader a second time during an election year. Only in the freest country on earth so we have such unfettered access to our politicians

For anyone who didn’t know who tf this lady is, she’s the governor of an even more fake than usual state, South Dakota

Meanwhile, 1930s America had no food insecurity problems whatsoever