When you go to check in online, I bet you can just put your passport number in the web form and that should be fine. I also seriously doubt they are going to charge you to show your passport at the ticket desk, but I haven’t flown Ryanair recently so who knows.

That’s Mick Jagger’s cocaine spoon

It literally isn’t. RFE is definitely a US propaganda platform, but it objectively has nothing to do with the CIA these days. But you should probably check under your bed one more time just to make sure.

Pretty good

Ok

“Socialism is when multipolar sharia law.”

• Karl “not Lenin enough for Stalin” Marx

It’s actually hilarious how millennials are refusing to shit themselves in fear over hollow threats of nuclear apocalypse like the boomers did for decades.

Like, I’m going to die a slow death from microplastic poisoning. My kids will slowly cook to death as the earth warms. Instant death by fireball sounds pretty nice.

But would you agree that bad is bad?

Truly a badge of honor