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rafflesia [she/her, doe/deer]

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as someone with lifelong breathing problems I can’t stand them lmao. Focus on my breathing? Doc, I’m expending all my energy trying to do the opposite

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ton of people around me just let their dog roam around the neighborhood and shit all over the place and this one little ratty dog I’ve personally seen almost get squashed by a car multiple times so my answer is a resounding outdoor dogs bad.

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sandwich i put in the oven only got hot on the outside

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and they all somehow require an mspaint visual guide like he’s john madden

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Man I keep seeing clips of this guy around and was immediately put off by his I’m-so-smart-and-cool affectation straight out of the bowels of an undergrad compsci program so I’m glad he’s also tangibly a loser nepo baby liberal grindset failson too. And worse, a streamer.

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Craniometric scans have detected Occidental Haplogroup B4 presence, adjusting ham sandwich prices accordingly…

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Seems like a boss who respects real go-getters, so I’d hand deliver my application. Taped to the backside of a brick.

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My wifi card died so I bought a cheap replacement and this thing loads webpages like its 1995

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