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ped_xing [he/him]
Tag yourself, I’m the principal who just found out barron’s crew conned me into another group photo.
calling it:
“Lawyer reads out the ai drivel that contributed to somebody’s death in front of incredulous jurors” will be a comedy trope until 2032, when a gritty Batman reboot has its Harvey Dent do a dramatic one, sobbing with flashbacks to, I don’t know, something that still provokes a response in 2032, there has to be an emotional vein around here somewhere. Teachers will complain that many of their students have made sob-reading ai drivel their whole personality.
I have way way way too many cookies. I wouldn’t know what to do with 3.2 trillion cookies to begin with, but that’s my production per second. I guess run for the hills and hope cookie mountain crushes all records of who owns what that could implicate me in the cookie disaster of 2024.
I eat 95% of the garbage the six companies that control the center aisles of supermarkets put out and . . . that shit can stay on the shelf. I have a line.
Skub is clearly a commodity the Pro Skub forces have monetized if not yet made a requirement for living in modern society. I find it upsetting that hexbears are even considering pro-skub allegiances.
I’m playing Cookie Clicker and have been playing Cookie Clicker for over a decade and have no plans to ever stop playing Cookie Clicker.
Last week was a total haul at the farmers’ market. This week the empanada stand was awol, the bagel chips were awol and the coffee place had no caffeinated beans.