and tim heidecker in a smaller font, in jokerman font as vice president

Weirdly enough it’s the 5th anniversary of this clickhole article

Sort of feels like the ontological opposite of “we came, we saw, he died”

(extreme CW for horrible nightmare shlong)

i think mothman is very attractive and has a lot going for him, and i hate to body shame but if he has the fuzzy balloon animal dick we might have a problem

Did you know KAAWW KAWWWW KKAWWNDCHCHD

gonna shamelessly use this post to celebrate almost 3 years of hextube cinema !

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it’s so over